What is hindi meaning of Jokes ?
Jokes means ” chutkule ” in Hindi
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Hindi Jokes
Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge .
Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche
bahar ja saku?
Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!
Autowala to Santa : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.
Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.
Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai.
Santa : Tu bhi to baithkar aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi kya mujhe dena
parega!!!
Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi!!!!
Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho?
Boy : Ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai!!
Dur gaon me jab maa baap sote nahi the,
to bacha kehta hai, so ja bapu,
so ja, warna ek aur ho jayega!!!
Girl-to-Boy – Aaye bewafe tune sab kuch saaf kar diya,
mera dil jala kar rakh kar diya
Boy-to-Girl – Aye ladki, teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,
bhej de rakh mujhe, bartan manjne ke kaam aayegi.
Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata
dekh patni ne pati se kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas
kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji
Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas karke dikha.
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai and jumps into the well.
Bhola: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
Teacher : Santa batao `M’ for kya hota hai?
Santa : Sir, Mother!
Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?
Santa kuch sochne lagta hai
Teacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho?
Santa : Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi?
Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?
Santa : Teen maidam.
Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.
Santa : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta
hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely
feel kare…
Why do Bride & Groom exchange “Varmaala” during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately… ..Sweetheart U R Dead
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called
‘Man, The Master of Women’?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !!
Whats the opposite of Go pala krishnan? Come pala krishnan.
One day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile, his call gets cross connected to some other
lady.
They still keep on talking. They start liking each other. And finally they get married.
What MORAL do u get???
An IDEA can change your wife.
A woman was having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to
watch. The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing
that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, “Dark in here.”
The man says, “Yes, it is.”
Boy – “I have a baseball.”
Man – “That’s nice.”
Boy – “Want to buy it?”
Man – “No, thanks.”
Boy – “My dad’s outside.”
Man – “OK, how much?”
Boy – “$250”
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy – “Dark in here.”
Man – “Yes, it is.”
Boy – “I have a baseball glove.”
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy,
“How much?”
Boy – “$750”
Man – “Fine.”
A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove, let’s go outside and have a
game of catch.”
The boy says, “I can’t, I sold my baseball and my glove.”
The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”
Boy – “$1,000”
The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that… that is way more than
those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he
closes the door.
The boy says, “Dark in here.”
The priest says, “Don’t start that shit again….”
Bangla Jokes
এক লোক ১৩ তলা
বিল্ডিং- এ কাজ
করতেছিল….
এমন সময় একজন
দৌড়ে এসে খবর দিল-
জামাল,জামাল তোমার
মেয়ে ফাতিমা মারা
গেছে।
লোকটা চিৎকার করে
উঠলো- না এ হতে পারে
না।
বলে ১৩ তলা থেকে
লাফ দিলো।
যখন ১০ তলা পর্যন্ত
আসলো তখন মনে
পরলো আরে আমার তো
ফাতিমা নামে কোন
মেয়ে নাই।
যখন ৫ তলা পর্যন্ত
আসলো তখন মনে
পরলো আরে আমার তো
বিয়েই হয় নাই।
যখন মাটিতে পড়বে
তার আগে মূহূর্তে মনে
পরলো-
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→→→শালা আমার নামই
তো জামাল না!!
শিক্ষক : সবাই শপথ কর , সিগারেট
খাবে না ।
ছাত্ররা :খাব না স্যার ।
শিক্ষক : মেয়েদের পেছনে ঘুরবে না
।
ছাত্ররা : ঘুরব না স্যার ।
শিক্ষক : মেয়েদের ডিস্টার্ব করবে
না ।
ছাত্ররা : করব না স্যার ।
শিক্ষক : দেশের জন্য জীবন দেবে ।
বল্টু : অবশ্যই স্যার , এমন জীবন রেখে
লাভটাই কি ?
Gujarati Jokes
BAA TO BAPU – TAME MNE LAGN PEHLA KETLO PREM KRTA TA , ANE HAVE SAME JOTA J NATHI
BAPU – TANE LAGAN PEHLA KIDHU TOH HATU KE HU
PARNELI SHTRI MA KOI RAS LETO NATHI….
BAPU E BLADE THI POTANI GIRL FRIEND NU NAM HATH PAR LAKHYU.
5 MIN PACHI MATHU PAKDI NE BETHA.
MANGO : KEM BAPU SU THAYU?
BAPU : SPELLING KHOTO LAKHAI GYO……….