Non Veg Shayari

Non Veg Shayari

Kuch Toh Baaki Hai Tere Mere Darmiyan Ai Zaalim;
Yun Hi Teri Yaad Mein Mera Lund Khada Nahi Ho Jaata!


Badi Hasrat Thi Ki Kholein Unki Salwaar Ka Narra;
Sanam Ki Berukhi Dekho Ki Nange Hi Chale Aaye!


Nahi Koi Jaankari Mere Paas Mausam Ki;
Bas Itna Jaanta Hun Ki Teri Yaad Aati Hai Toh Mera Mausam Ban Jaata Hai!


Non Veg Shayari

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Yeh Bhi Sach Hai Koi Ulfat Mein Pareshan Kyon Ho;
Yeh Bhi Sach Hai Koi Kyon Kar Na Pareshan Ho Jaye


Choot kabb Mil Jaye Aitbaar Kisko Hai;
Mil Jaaye Chodne Ko To Inkaar Kis Ko Hai.
Kuchh Mushkilen Hai Choot Paane Mein, Dost;
Warna Faltu Muth Marne Se Pyaar Kisko Hai!


Barrish Ho Aur Zameen Gilli Na Ho;
Dhoop Nikle Aur Sarson Pilli Na Ho;
To Phir Aap Ne Yeh Kaise Soch Liya Ke;
Neend Mein Aap Ki Yaad Aaye Aur Chaddi Gilli Na Ho!


Non Veg Shayari

Badal Garze Shor Ke Saath,
Barish Hui Zor Ke Saath,
Har Pal Dhyan Rakho Apne Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Ka,
Kahin Thand Ke Maare,
So Na Jaye Kisi Aur Ke Saath


Kyon Du Main Tumhe Ye Dua Ki Meri Umar Tumhe Lag Jaaye…
Kya Pata Mera Aakhri Din Ho Aur Tumhare Laude Lag Jaaye


Arz Kiya Hai:
College Se Nikalte Hi Kitab Seene Se Laga Leti Ho;
Wah Wah!
College Se Nikalte Hi Kitab Seene Se Laga Leti Ho;
Hum Kya Mar Gaye Hain Jo Khud Hi Daba Leti Ho


Buhut Achhi Friend Thi Wo Meri;
Achanak Se Mere Liye Khaas Ho Gayi.
Zindagi Bhar Fail Hoti Thi Kambakht;
Pregnancy Test Mein Pass Ho Gayi


Non Veg Shayari

Zindagi Hai Kya, Ek Arman Bhosdi Ka;
Aurat Ke Peeche Pagal, Insaan Bhosdi Ka;
Rubber Ka Lund, Plastic Ki Chuten;
Kya Kya Bana Raha Hai Japan Bhosdi Ka


iMaine Poochha Chand Se – Dekha Hai Koi Mere Yaar Sa Haseen;
Chand Ne Kaha – Bhosdike, Itni Upar Se Dikhta Hae Koi


Yeh Baarish Ka Paani Aur Kagaz Ki Kashti;
Daaru Ki Botal, Bhujia Aur Ek Achhhi Gashti;
Yeh Jawaani Aur Sex, Bas Hai Do Pal Ki Masti;
Condom Lagana Dost, Kyonki Yeh Lulli Nahi Sasti


Lund Toh Choot Ki Baddi Shaan Hoti Hai;
Lund Bina Choot Bhi Shamshaan Hoti Hai;
Yeh Zindgi Ke Saare Khel Toh Lund Ke Hein;
Warna Choot Aur Gaand Ek Samaan Hoti Hai


Non Veg Shayari

Kal Chodne Ki Raat Thi, Sab Ne Kiya Apna Khada;
Kuchh Ne Kaha Mera Bada, Kuchh Ne Kaha Uska Bada;
Hum Bbhi Wahin Maujood They Hum Chup Rahe;
Bass Hans Diye, Jab Hum Ne Kiya Apna Khada!
Sab Ne Kaha: Oye Behenchod, Itna Bada… Itna Bada…


Arz kiya hai:
Main Kyun Karun Rabb Se Yeh Dua;
Ke Aapko Meri Umar Lag Jaye!
Ho Sakta Hai Aaj Aakhri Din Ho Mera;
Aur Aapke Yuhin ‘Laudey’ Lag Jayein!


Kisi Ko Toot Kar Chahne Se Koi Mohabbat Nahi Hoti;
Use Paane Kee Khwahish Rakhne Se Mohabbat Nahi Hoti;
Mohabbat Toh Iss Duniya Kee Woh Azeem Cheez Hai;
Jo Kisi Se Ek Baar Ho Jaaye Toh Phir Kisi Aur Se Nahi Hoti


Jab Tere Chikuu Thhe, Sab Tere Pichhu Thhe,
Jab Tere Aam Huye, Sab Pareshan Hue,
Jab Tere Kharbuje Huye, Bade-Bade Ajube Hue,
Jab Tere Jhool Gaye, Sab Tujhe Bhul Gaye.


Non Veg Shayari

Nigahon Se Nigahein Mila Kar To Dekho
Kabhi Kisi Ladki Ko Patta Kar To Dekho
Hasratein Dil Mein Dabane Se Kya Fayda
Apne Haathon Se Zara Daba Kar To Dekho
Aasmaan Simat Jayega Tumhare Aagosh Mein
Ladki Ki Taangen Phaila Kar To Dekho
Agar Ye Na Kar Sako To Haar Mat Manna
Do Boonden To Zaroor Girengi Yaaron
Zara Apne Lund Ko Hila Kar To Dekho.


Kaitrina Kaif Or Aishwarya Ka Noor Aap Par Barse,
Har Koi Aapke Sath Sone Bhar Ko Tarse,
Bhagwaan Kare Aapke Jeevan Mein Aaye Itni Ladke,
Or Aap Hamesha Apni Panty Pehan Ne Ko Tarse,


Bra Ki Mehak Churai Nahi Jati;
Panty Ki Jhalak Chhupai Nahi Jati;
Kitni Bhi Chothi Ho GF Ki Mosambi;
Ek Bar Chuus Lo Toh Bhulai Nahi Jati


Dur Kahi Ek Chhoti Si Basti Thi;
Jaha Kahi Ek Randi Basti Thi;
Unki Gaand Mein Itni Masti Thi;
Jitna Daalo Utna Hasti Thi;
Magar Aap Kyon Haste Ho;
Kya Aap Ki Hi Woh Basti Thi


Non Veg Shayari

Zindagi Hai Kya, Ek Armaan Bhosdi Ka;
Aurat Ke Peeche Pagal, Insaan Bhosdi Ka;
Rubber Ka Lund, Plastic Ki Chootein;
Kya Kya Bana Raha Hai Japan Bhosdi Ka


Pyaar Mohabbat Sirf Ek Ajeeb Dhokhaa Hai;
Pakad Ke Thok Do, Yehi Sunehra Moka Hai;
Na Woh Kabhi Kare Virodh, Aggar Lagao Aap Nirodh;
Aur Phir Bhi Kare Inkar To Koshish Karo Fir Ek Baar


Woh Aaye Hamari Kabar Pe, Chal Diye Moot Ke;
Chalo Issi Bahane Darshan Ho Gaye Choot Ke;
Hairless, Pink Aur Buhut Cute Thi Unki Choot;
Lekin Abb Kya Fayda, Jab Hum Ban Gaye Bhoot


Dekh Ke Teri Fati Salwar;
Uth Gayi Meri Choti Talwar;
Jab Main Karun Uss Talwar Se Var;
Niklegi Uss Se Aisi Ek Patli Dhar;
Jis Se Ban Jayega Apna Parivar


Aurat Ko Apni Choot Ki Gahrai Pe Aggar Naaz Hai;
Toh Hume Bhi Apne Lund Ki Lambai Pe Fakar He;
Aggar Tumhari Choot Shabnam Ka Shabab Hai;
To Hamaara Lund Bhi Lucknow Ka Nawab Hai


Ghar Se Bahar Woh Nakab Main Nikli;
Saari Gali Unki Firak Mai Nikli;
Inkaar Karti Thi Woh Hamaari Mohabbat Se;
Hamari Hi Tasveer Unki ‘Bra’ Se Nikli


Muddat Se Thi Tumko Chodne Ki Aas;
Magar Didar-e-Choot Ko Chaddi Mein Daba Diya;
Kisi Ne Di Jab Khabar Apke Chudne Ki;
To Itni Mari Muth Ke Apna Lauda Suja Liya


Kisi Ki Choot Ke Liye Dil Tadapta Hai;
Kisi Ke Boobs Ke Liye Dil Tarasta Hai;
Kya Kahe Iss Kambakt Laude Ke Andaaz;
Jo Sapno Mein Bhi Yaad Karke Hasino ke Liye Tapakta Hai


Jis Din Hum Unse Dil Laga Baithe;
Tanhai Mein Sukun Ki Maa Chuda Baithe;
Wo To So Gayi Bhenchod Kisi Aur Ke Saath;
Aur Hum Apni Hi Jhaton Mein Aag Laga Baithe


Khade Lund Pe Aitbaar Kisko Hai;
Mil Jaaye Choot Toh Inkaar Kisko Hai;
Kuchh Mushkilen Hai Paane Mein, Dost;
Warna Muth Marne Se Pyaar Kisko Hai


Mere Aansu Mein Unki Tasveer Basi Hai;
Par Woh Madarchod Kisi Aur Se Fasi Hai;
Dekhna Ek Din Main Uski Kabar Khodunga;
Aur Uski Kabar Ke Upar Uski Saheli Ko Chodunga