Funny Whatsapp Status To Laugh Others

  1. I am who I am, Your approval is not needed.
  2. Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can’t laugh at yourself, CALL ME…I’LL LAUGH AT YOU.
  3. “370HSSV0773H” Read it upside down.
  4. How other see you, is not important…How you see yourself means everything.
  5. Every mother on earth gave birth to child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend !
  6. OF COURSE ! Talk to myself, sometime i need expert advice.
  7. When people talk behind my back Remember it is a best position to kiss my a**.
  8.  An apple in a day keeps anyone away, If you through it hard.
  9. I’ll hit you so hard even GOOGLE wan’t able to find you.
  10. I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life.
  11. After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar says W T F…
  12. Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.
  13. Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher
    got the job.
  14. Stay strong, make them wonder how you’re still
  15. Come in my Heart and pay no rent.
  16. If you don’t care, stop talking about it.
  17. I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shits.
  18. Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it !
  19. My heart is stolen…can I check your bra?
  20. Beautiful face, Beautiful body, Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.