Once Rajnikanth got so excited and he yelled loudly
“Yaaaahoo”
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now it is known as Yahoo.com
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Rajani can find corner in a circle.
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Ek Baar Ek Judge ne Rajnikanth Ko Crime Karte Hue Dekh Liya..
To Kya..?
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Tabse Kanoon Andha Ho Gaya..
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This message is being sent by Rajnikanth in the interest of humanity:
Stop forwarding jokes on me, otherwise I will delete your `forward` option.
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Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North?
Becoz Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at him.
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When Graham Bell invented telephone,
he already had 2 missed calls from Rajnikanth.
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Girl (romantically) to Rajnikanth: 1 chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jano?
Rajnikanth: 0.00078924576 Rs. per gram.
Don`t mess with Rajni!
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Once Rajnikanth threw an ignited cigarette up in the sky.
It fell on a planet,
which is now known as `SUN`.
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Q: Why Rajnikanth doesn`t play cricket?
A: Bcoz Sachin Tendulkar requested him to keep his world records intact.
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Part of apple`s logo that is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth.