22 Mind Blowing Rajnikanth Jokes – Facts For Rjanikanth

  1. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajnikanth was born.
  2. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
  3. Someone asked Rajnikanth for change, Rajnikanth gave them climate change.
  4. The real reason Obama is visiting India.. To watch ROBOT!
  5. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikanth, there is no other way.
  6. If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
  7. There is no such thing as evolution; it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live
  8. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
  9. When Rajnikanth was a baby, he fell from the tree and the tree broke.
  10. Rajnikanth can deliver software projects in time and budget – everytime.
  11. Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
  12. Newton invented gravity, Rajnikanth abolished it.
  13. Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
  14. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
  15. Rajinikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.
  16. Rajnikanth gave the Joker those scars.
  17. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
  18. Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
  19. Rajinikant can lick his elbows.
  20. The statement “nobody can cheat death”, is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
  21. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajnikanth is on.
  22. Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.