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Kiya Mosam Aya Hai,

 

Her Taraf Pani hi Pani Laya Hai,,

 

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Tum Ghar se Mat Nikalna,

 

Warna Log Kahen gy,

 

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Barsaat Abhi Shuru hi Hui Hai,

Aur,

 

Mendak Nikal Aya Hai…;-p:D

 

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Ek Admi ki Apny Dost se Arsay Baad Mulaqat Hui..

 

Admi: Q Bhai, Shadi Kerwa li Ya

Abhi Tak Apny Kapray Khud hi Dho Rahy Ho??

 

Dost Roty Huwe Bola:

 

“Tumhari Dono Baton Ka Jawab Haan Hai”…:-0:(

 

Hahaha

 

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The Only Person who can Order a Woman

to Stop Talking

And In Reply

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She gave Smile to him,,

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He Is,,,

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A Photographer…:-)

 

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Current se Bhi Bara Jhatka,

 

Insaan Ko Tab Lagta Hai,

 

Jab Usay Pata Chalay,

K Wo

 

Baghair Package k

 

“Mobile Data Net”

Use Ker Raha hai…;-p:0

 

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Great people talk about things…

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Small people talk about other people…

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And legends never talk –

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they send MESSAGES!!! LOLX

 

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Ek Murghi Ko Qatal Karen,

 

Oil Me Usay Ghusal Den,

 

Phir Dahi Ka Sufaid Kafan Den,

 

Shan Masalay se Khushboo ki Dhuni Den,

 

Is k Baad Chawal me Is ki Qabar Banaen,

 

Jab Tayyar Ho Jaye To Phir Mujh Ko Dawat Den,

 

Ta k Is Ki Maghfirat Ki Dua Ki Ja Sake..:)

 

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Thori Thori Hi Sahi,

Magar Baaten to Kiya Kero,,

 

“Dost”,

 

Chup Rehty Ho To

Aqalmand se Lagty Ho..:-p

Hahahaha

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How do I react when I see

someone extreeeemly smart?

I stare and stare and stare &

I smile & smile & when I get tired,

then I put the mirror down.

 

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Mareez: Doctor Sahab, Aap ny jo Dawa Likh ker di thi,

Wo to Kahin nahi mili,

Pura Shehar Chhan mara hai..

 

Doctor: Ohooo,

Dawai to me Likhna hi Bhool gaya tha,

Ye to Mere Signature hen..;-p:-0

 

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Meri Harkaton ko Yehi Soch ker Muaaf ker Dena,

 

“Dosto”,,

 

K Tum “Mera” Kuch bhi nahi Bigaar sakty..;-p

 

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