SMS Jokes

Humne Chaand se pooha teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai?

Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara kar ke kaha, Inhi say pucho jisay dekh kar mein chamakta hoon.

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In chemistry class, the teacher asked a girl, what is ‘nitrate’?

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The girl replied Rs 2500/ + hotel room bill.. this is my night rate!!

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Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?

A: 3 runs in 3 balls.

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Generation Next Motto:

Na hum shaadi karenge,

Na apne bachchon ko karne denge.

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Teacher to students: A for?

Students: Apple

Teacher: Jor Se Bolo

Students: Jai Mata Di

 

 

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,

aaj nahin aaya,

kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai

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Kya hoga agar Pepsodent waale condom banaye to…?

Hona kya hai? Raat bhar Dishum, dishum…!

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A Sardar’s house has caught fire and he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade! What a Great Kanjoos!

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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

Sagar se gahara koi nahi.

Ab aapki kya tarif karu…

Dost me aap jaisa…

Nalayak koi nahi!

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Population slogan in Bihar: Hum Do Hamare Do, Unke Baad Jitne Bhi Hon, Sabko Punjab aur Haryana bhej do !

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mahabharat mein sabse bewakuf kaun tha?

guess…guess…

DUSSHASAN! Kaise?

sala 2 episode tak sari khichta raha.

sari upar bhi to kar sakta tha.

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Ramchandra kah gaye siya se, aisa kalyug aayega,

Sirf ek dost SMS karega, dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!

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Osama to Amitabh: How are you ?

Amitabh: “Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham” And you?

Osama: “Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum”

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Ya khuda tune Aurat ke kamar

itni pattli kyoun banai hey

yeh tere berukhi hey ya tere bewafai hey

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Khuda: na mere berukhi hey,

na meri bewafai hey

uski kamar say kuch mitti

lekar uske seene pe lagai hey.

 

 

 

Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai

 

Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai

 

are! Kambakhat Deodrant Lagane mein tera kya jata hai

 

[ Source : Jokes SMS ]