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Ajeeb matlabi Sapna
Boyfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.”
Girlfriend (got excited): – “Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”
Boyfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.
Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.”
Girlfriend (with love): I was searching for you, na?
Boyfriend said: NO, You were shouting- “Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the”!!
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Ek Aurat Dukan par chappal lene gayi…………..
1 Aurat chappal wali dukaan pe: Chappal dikhao…
Dukandar: Kitna number?
Aurat: 36
Dukandar: Bahin ji, Dimag pe zor laga ke socho, Kya lene Aayi ho?
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Husband Wife Jokes
Wife: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana….!
Husband: Yahaan toh koi Namak nahi hai..!
Wife: Mujhe pata tha..!
Tum toh ho hi Andhe..!
Kaamchor ho..!
ek kam dhang se nahi ker sakte..!
Bas bahaane banaate ho..!
jindagi mey kuch to kam karo…!
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Tumhe nahin milega, Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi..!
‘Husband Shoked!’
Bandr Bhi sms parhnay lage hai _ Funny SMS Jokes
Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo
Is Pathar Dil Ko Thora Sa Naram Karlo
Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera
Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo
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Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mausum Howa Suhana
Wa Wa Wa Wa
Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mosam Howa Sohana
Bandar B SMS Parhnay Lagae,
Educated Howa Zamana
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Mere Sugar Se Mithey
Milk Se Gorey
Asmaan Se Oonchay
Samandar Se Gehre
Baraf Se Thanday
Aag Se Garam
Or
Sab Se Be-Sharam
Dost
Kabhi To Msg Kia Karo
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Dushman Chahy
Jitna Be Acha Dost Ban Jaey Us
Per Aitbar Na Karo
Kuon K Pani Ko Chahy Jitna Be Garam Karlo
Aag Bhujanay K
Liay Kafi Hota Hai..
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Q: Ghairat Kia Hai..?
A: Ghairat Wo Cheez Hai
Jo Agar Ap Ko Aa Jaye To
Mera Inbox Kabhi
Bhi Khali Na Rahey…
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Source : Jokes SMS