GST Jokes Collection 2017

Media: GST passed wooohhoaPolitician: GST passed wooohhoa

Businessmen: GST passed wooohhoa

CMA | CA| CS students: BC naya ACT padhna padega #GSTBill


Bhakt logic behind GST

What is GST ?

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Bhakt: Gau Sewa Tax.


AAPtard logic on GST bill

AAPTard:#GSTBill is not good

Me:Why?

AAPTard:Odd Even is already good

then How 2 good can be at same time.


किसी को इत्ता सा भी नहीं समझ में आया कि

#GSTBill आखिर है क्या और ट्वीट हर कोई करे पड़ा है


If GST Bill was passed by UPA

 

government, it would have become

Rajiv Gandhi Vastu Evam Seva Kar Yojana


Err…excuse me, are you free right now?

 

Nope, I’m expensive. Plus 6% GST.”


Prime Minister: Agar #GSTBill se government revenue kam hua to?

Finance Minister: Apna kya hai! Salaried class pe GST Cess pel denge


> > > >>> A husband goes home and says to his wife, “Do you know what GST
> > > >>>stands for?”
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >>> She says, “No.”
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >>> He says “It means Good Sex Tonight.”
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >>> She says, “Oh, really.”
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >>> He says, “Yeah, what are my chances?”
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >>> She says “About 7%.”GST Jokes Collection 2017

बाप ने बेटे से पुछा–

सरकारी स्कूल के मास्टर को अंग्रेजी में क्या कहते हैं?

बेटा बोला— GST..

?????

बाप गुस्से में — क्या बकबास है ये?????

बेटा—- पापा यही सच है

मतलब— Government School Teacher..?????