Media: GST passed wooohhoaPolitician: GST passed wooohhoa
Businessmen: GST passed wooohhoa
CMA | CA| CS students: BC naya ACT padhna padega #GSTBill
Bhakt logic behind GST
What is GST ?
Bhakt: Gau Sewa Tax.
AAPtard logic on GST bill
AAPTard:#GSTBill is not good
Me:Why?
AAPTard:Odd Even is already good
then How 2 good can be at same time.
किसी को इत्ता सा भी नहीं समझ में आया कि
#GSTBill आखिर है क्या और ट्वीट हर कोई करे पड़ा है
If GST Bill was passed by UPA
government, it would have become
Rajiv Gandhi Vastu Evam Seva Kar Yojana
Err…excuse me, are you free right now?
Nope, I’m expensive. Plus 6% GST.”
Prime Minister: Agar #GSTBill se government revenue kam hua to?
Finance Minister: Apna kya hai! Salaried class pe GST Cess pel denge
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> > > >>>
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> > > >>> He says “It means Good Sex Tonight.”
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> > > >>> She says, “Oh, really.”
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> > > >>> He says, “Yeah, what are my chances?”
> > > >>>
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> > > >>> She says “About 7%.”
बाप ने बेटे से पुछा–
सरकारी स्कूल के मास्टर को अंग्रेजी में क्या कहते हैं?
बेटा बोला— GST..
?????
बाप गुस्से में — क्या बकबास है ये?????
बेटा—- पापा यही सच है
मतलब— Government School Teacher..?????