Shaadi Karne Ke Baad Aur Mobile Lene Ke Baad Ek Hi Baat Ka Afsoosh Hota Hai Ki Kaass Kuch Aur Din Ruk Jaata Toh Accha Model Mill Jaata !!!  

Pehla Dost : Biwi Se Ladaai Khatm Hua Kya Dushra Dost : Haan Pairon Ke Bal Chalke Aaayi Thi Mere Pass Pehla Dost : Accha Kya Boli Dushra Dost : Palang Ke Niche Se Nikal Aao Ab Nhi Maarongi !!…

Ek Aadmi Ne Jyotish Se Poocha Meri Shaadi Kyu Nhi Ho Rahi Hai Jyotish : Kaise Hogi Pagle Kundali Main Sukh Hi Sukh Jo Likha Hai !!!

Ladki Wale : Hume Aisa Ladka Chahiye Jo Khata Pita Na Ho Aur Kuch Galat Kaam Na Karta Ho Pandit : Aisa Ladka Toh ICU Ward Main Hi Milega

Papa : Din Bhar Face Book Par Baitha Rehta Hai Yeh Tujhe Roti Nhi Dene Wali Beta : Papa Mujhe Bhi Pata Hai Roti Nhi Degi Par Roti Bana ne Wali Toh Yahi Milegi

Pati Apne Marriage Certificate Ko Ek Ghante Se Dekh Raha Tha Patni Tum Ek Ghante Se Kya Dekh Rahe Ho Pati Expiry Date Search Kar Raha Hu Kahi Likhi Hi Nhi Hai !!

Chotte : Woh Ladki Kitni Sunder Hai Bade : Mujhe Uska Naam Pata Hai Chotte : Kya Naam Hai Uska Bade : Woh Bank Main Kaam Karti Hai Uske Counter Ke Upper Uska Naam Likha Tha Chaalo Khata

Beta : Kanjoosh Pita Se Dady Meri Door Ki Nazar Kharab Ho Gyi Hai Chashma Banwa Do Kanjoosh Pita : Beta Woh Dekh Kya Hai Beta : Suraj Pita : Abey Aur Kitni Door Jaayega !!

Wife : Aaj Aap Book Kyu Padh Rahe Ho Husband : Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Ki Kal Mera Blood Test Hai Usi Ki Tayaari Kar Raha Hu !!

Bhikaari : Shab Ek Rupaya De Do Shab : Kal Aana Bhikaari : Sala Ish Kal Kal Ke Chakkar Main Ish Colony Main Mere Lakhon Rupaye Fanse Huye Hai !!!