Zindagi ka sabse khubsurat rishta hota hai pati-patni ka. Kabhi pyaar, kabhi jhagde, kabhi hasi-mazaak – har pal kuch naya hota hai. Shayari ke zariye in palon ko aur bhi khaas banaya ja sakta hai. Yahaan hum laae hain 100 naye aur dil ko choo jaane waale pati-patni ke shayari, quotes aur jokes.
Husband Wife Shayari - Pyar, Masti aur Thoda Tanaav
Pati patni ka rishta woh silsila hai, jahan lafzon se zyada khamoshiya bolti hai.
Tum ho toh har din ek nayi kahani hai, bina tumhare toh bas ek purani kahani hai.
Tum bologe ya nahi, mujhe farq padta hai, kyunki tum meri zindagi ho.
Pyar se chhoti si ladayi bhi cute lagti hai jab karne wale tum ho.
Patni: Tum khana kha lo.
Pati: Pehle tum gussa thanda karo.
Pati: Main tumse zyada khubsurat cheez kabhi nahi dekhi.
Patni: Mirror ka istemal karke dekho.
Jahan pati patni dono mute ho jaayein, wahan ghar mein shaanti rehti hai.
Pati ka pyaar uski aankhon mein dikhta hai, par patni ka gussa seedha chamach mein.
Patni ne kaha, "Tum badal gaye ho",
Pati bola, "Nahi, tumne Wi-Fi ka password badal diya hai."
Aankhon mein aansu, par chehre pe muskaan,
Patni ho toh ho aise swabhimaan.
Tera saath mila toh har dard sah gaya,
Tu gussa karti hai par pyaar bhi tujhse gehra hai.
Patni: Main har waqt tumhare saath hoon.
Pati: Mujhe GPS ki kya zarurat.
Kabhi pyaar se baat karo toh jaan de dunga,
Gussa mat kiya karo, warna bhaag jaunga.
Jab patni rooth jaaye, toh ghar mein andhera chhajata hai.
Tum meri zindagi ka woh chapter ho jo kabhi pura nahi hota.
Tumhara gussa mujhe cute lagta hai, par sirf door se.
Pati ne kaha, "Main hero hoon,"
Patni boli, "Beta main director hoon."
Khud ke liye kuch nahi chahiye,
Bas tumhara saath chahiye.
Har patni ka sapna: Ek aisa pati jo sunta bhi ho aur samajhta bhi ho.
Pati: Tum bina baat ke hi naraz ho jaati ho.
Patni: Haan, bina baat ke pyaar bhi toh tum kar lete ho.
Tumse hi toh meri har subah hoti hai,
Warna alarm se toh kabhi uthta hi nahi.
Patni: Mujhe kuch naya chahiye.
Pati: Naya attitude le aaya hoon, chalega?
Tumhara haath tham ke zindagi ki har musibat asaan ho jaati hai.
Pati: Tum itna kharch kyun karti ho?
Patni: Tum pyar nahi dete, shopping hi sahi.
Tum meri life ki Wi-Fi ho, bina tumhare signal hi nahi aata.
Pyaar karna hai toh shaadi ke baad karo,
Zyada thrill milega.
Tum mujhe har baar nayi tareek se gussa dilati ho,
Talent hai tumhara.
Jahan pyaar ho, wahan patni ki permission zaruri hoti hai.
Har husband ka sapna:
Patni ek baar keh de, "Jo tum kaho wahi sahi."
Patni ki smile ghar ka ashirwaad hoti hai.
Pati: Tum har waqt phone kyun dekhti ho?
Patni: Tumse baat karne ka mood nahi hota.
Har shaadi mein ek lover aur ek suffer hota hai.
Mere din ki shuruaat tumse aur raat tumse khatam hoti hai.
Tum bina bole bhi sab kuch keh jaati ho.
Har patni ek secret agent hoti hai, sab pata kar leti hai.
Gussa kam karo jaan, warna pighal jaaunga.
Tumhara pyaar meri life ka software hai.
Har patni ke paas ek invisible danda hota hai.
Tum ho toh ghar, warna sirf ek makan.
Pati: Aaj kya banaya hai?
Patni: Mood off special jalebi burnt.
Tum meri sabse badi jeet ho zindagi mein.
Har husband ki kismet hoti hai, uski patni.
Tum meri smile ki wajah ho.
Patni: Ghar mein discipline hona chahiye.
Pati: Haan, mujhe pata hai, main army mein hoon.
Tumse pyar karne mein har din naya lagta hai.
Pati: Main superhero hoon.
Patni: Haan, mere dream mein hi.
Ghar ki raunak ho tum, meri muskaan ho tum.
Tumhara gussa bhi itna pyaara lagta hai.
Patni: Tum mujhe ignore karte ho.
Pati: Tum Wi-Fi jaisi ho, kabhi kabhi disconnect ho jaati ho.
Pati patni ka rishta samundar jaisa hota hai – gehra aur kabhi kabhi tufani.
Tumhari muskaan meri taqat hai.
Patni: Tumne mujhe surprise kyun nahi diya?
Pati: Main tumse shaadi karke surprise ho gaya tha.
Tumse jud kar zindagi aur bhi pyaari ho gayi.
Pati: Mujhe khana banana nahi aata.
Patni: Main chef hoon, magician nahi.
Har shaam tumhare saath baith ke chai peena ek dream hai.
Tumse door jaane ka soch bhi nahi sakta.
Tum ho toh har din Sunday lagta hai.
Patni: Shopping chalo.
Pati: Khud shopping kar lo, mujhe duaon mein yaad rakhna.
Tum meri har khushi ka sabab ho.
Ghar mein shaanti chahiye toh patni ki haan mein haan milao.
Pati: Tum gussa mat kiya karo.
Patni: Tum cute mat banaya karo.
Tumse shuru, tum par khatam – yahi hai meri zindagi.
Pati: Tum mujhe samajhti ho?
Patni: Haan, isiliye toh chillati hoon.
Tum ho toh zindagi rangon se bhari hai.
Pati: Tum khana acha banati ho.
Patni: Toh har baar complain kyun karte ho?
Tumhare bina har baat adhoori hai.
Patni: Tum mujhe miss karte ho?
Pati: Roz jab salary kat-ti hai.
Tera saath ho toh kya gham hai,
Har lamha tera naam humare sang hai.
Ghar ke har kone mein sirf tera naam likha hai.
Tumse mila toh jaana, asli pyaar kya hota hai.
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