Friendship is one of the most beautiful and joyful relationships in life. It's filled with laughter, fun moments, and unforgettable memories. And what better way to celebrate this bond than with some funny friendship shayari in English? These witty and humorous lines will definitely make your friends smile, laugh, and remember the special moments shared. Enjoy the following collection of shayari that perfectly capture the funny side of friendship!
Funny Friendship Shayari in English
Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth!
Friends are like glue, they stick to you, and you can never get rid of them. Unless you're out of food!
We don’t need a therapist, we just need a pizza and each other’s company.
If you can’t remember the last time you and your friend laughed so hard you cried, you need new friends!
Friendship is a sweet flower that blossoms, but only if there’s enough pizza involved.
Your friendship is like Wi-Fi, I can’t see it, but I always feel connected.
When life gives you lemons, call your friend, and make some lemonade... or vodka.
A friend is someone who knows all your secrets, and still calls you a genius.
I would agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
A good friend will help you move, but a best friend will help you move a body.
In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back, but your best friend has them!
If we ever get caught in trouble, let’s just blame it on the ‘bad decisions we made in youth’ and move on.
Our friendship is like a deck of cards: I’m the joker, and you’re the queen!
Friends are like stars, they come and go, but you can’t live without them… especially during exam time.
I don’t have a best friend, I have a partner in crime.
A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a little bit crazy, but still loves you.
We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember who is the bad influence!
My friends are like my favorite pair of socks, always around, and very comfortable.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber’!
If we ever get caught doing something stupid, we’ll just call it ‘team building.’
Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone… but they’ll still cheer you on!
Friends are the people who make you laugh even when you don’t want to.
I may not be there for you when you fall, but I’ll definitely laugh my head off!
Your friendship is like an alarm clock: always there, but never at the right time!
A friend who can’t make you laugh isn’t worth having!
I don’t need a therapist, I have my best friend who’s always there to judge my life choices.
Let’s be friends forever… or until you eat all the fries.
Friendship is a bond that can never be broken, just slightly bent when food is involved!
If you ever feel lonely, just remember that you have me to steal your food.
We’ll always be friends until we’re old and senile… and then we’ll be ‘forgetful’ friends!
If you’re not laughing with your friend, you’re probably just laughing at them.
A friend who doesn’t judge you when you eat an entire pizza by yourself is a keeper.
True friends don’t judge you… they join you in your bad decisions.
We’re not best friends, we’re more like ‘partners in crime’ with a side of pizza.
I could spend hours with you without saying a word and still be entertained.
Life is short, but friendship is longer… especially when it involves late-night snacks.
No one can make you laugh harder than your best friend… except maybe their ridiculous outfits!
You’re the peanut butter to my jelly… always there to make everything stick together.
Let’s skip the serious stuff and just focus on how much food we can eat together.
A true friend helps you find your way when you’re lost, and then laughs at you when you find it.
When I’m with you, I can’t stop laughing. I think we’re the perfect comedy duo!
I don’t need a personal trainer, I need a friend who’s willing to go on a diet with me.
You and I are like a perfect recipe: a little bit of madness, a pinch of craziness, and a whole lot of food.
The more you complain about life, the more I laugh at your misery... because that’s what friends are for.
Our friendship is like a selfie: it only works when both of us are in it!
You’re the kind of friend who gets me into trouble and the kind who helps me get out of it.
When life gets tough, just remember: chocolate and best friends make everything better.
A good friend will tell you the truth; a great friend will make fun of you while doing it.
The greatest gift you can give me is your friendship, but food is also a close second.
We should write a book about our adventures. The title will be ‘How Not To Do Life’!
No matter how far apart we are, you’re still the one I call to help me hide the evidence.
If I had a penny for every time we’ve laughed, I’d be richer than the both of us combined.
Let’s make a promise: never let each other do embarrassing things alone.
Friends don’t let friends do crazy things alone... they hold your hand and jump with you!
You are the reason I have so many stories to tell… mostly of our ridiculous adventures.
If we were on a reality show, it would be called ‘Best Friends Gone Wild.’
You’re the only person who understands the weird things I say, and that’s why we’re friends.
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you’ve forgotten the lyrics.
Good friends know all your best stories, but great friends help you make more!
Friends are like rainbows; they brighten up your life, especially when you’re stuck in a storm.
If you ever feel down, just remember that I’m always here to bring you back up... or make you laugh about it.
You and I are like peanut butter and jelly: better together, and we stick like glue.
A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have, and impossible to get rid of.
Our friendship is like a good joke – it’s always funny, and it never gets old!
Let’s make a deal: you bring the food, and I’ll bring the laughter!
We’ve been friends for so long, we should probably start getting matching tattoos… or just matching pizza orders.
You’re the type of friend I’d steal snacks for, even if I’m not hungry.
True friendship means you can be yourself, even if ‘yourself’ is a walking disaster.
I don’t need a personal shopper, I need a friend who helps me choose the worst outfits just for fun.
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