Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi

संता शराब पीते पीते रोने लगा…

बंता : क्या हुआ रो क्यू रहे हो?

संता : यार जिस लड़की को भूलने के लिए पी रहा था

उसका नाम याद नही आ रहा.


Santa Banta Hindi Joke

 

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Santa apni biwi ke office me gaya toh usne

dekha ki woh apne boss ki god me baithi hai.. :O ?

Santa: Chal preeto!! Gahr chal! Esi jagah

kaam nahi karna jahan staff ke baithne ke liye kursi bhi na ho

Santa- plane land hote hi chillaane laga…

Banglore aaya banglore aaya… Balley Balley !! ? ?

Air Hostess: Helo sir… B silent Please.

Santa – ok anglore aaya anglore aaya alley alley

Kya Kar Rahe Ho

Badla Le Raha Ho

Kis Se

Waqt Ne Mujhe Barbaad Kiya Hai

Ab Main Waqt Ko Barbaad Kar Raha Ho

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Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi

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Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi


Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi Non Veg

Santa ne ghar ka darwaja nikala aur kandhe par rakh kar bazaar mein gaya

Ek aadmi ne pucha : Bhai, kya darwaja bechna hain ?

Santa : Nahi, taala khulwana hain,chaabi kho gayi hain..

Haso mat….
Joke abhi agey hain :

Aadmi santa se : Agar ghar mein chor ghus gaye to.. ?

Santa : Andar kaise jayega.. ?
Darwaja to mere pass hain….

Santa karne ke liye call girl ke paas gya

CallGirl : Tum Mere Sath sona chahate ho..

Santa : Han ,par meri ek sart hai..

Call Girl : Kya !!

Santa : Tum bilkul mere biwi ki tarah karogi ..

Call girl : Wo kaise ?

Sanat : Bilkul Free Me

Ek santa ke land pe lal nisan padh gya tha.

To wo ek lady doctor ke pass apni samasaya leke gaya..

Santa ne apna land doctor ko dikha ke pare sani batai..

Doctor ne usee ek cream di aur boli..

3 Din me hik ho jayega .. agar na ho to mere paas fir aajana..

Santa chala gya …Aur 3 din bad fir aata hai..

Santa : Madam ye thik hi nahi huwa..

Koi achi si dawai batao..

Doctor ne usse ek aur cream batai..

Santa dawai leke waha se chala gaya..

Dawailagane ke agle thin hi nisan chala gya..

Santa khusi kushi doctor ke paas aaya..

Santa : Iaa bar aap ne kain se daai batai ki ek hi din me thik ho gya..

 

 

santa banta non veg jokes in hindi

santa banta non veg jokes in hindi

santa banta non veg jokes in hindi

santa banta non veg jokes in hindi

santa banta non veg jokes in hindi

 

santa banta non veg jokes in hindi

 


Santa Banta Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

Doctor : Iss bar maine tumhe lipistick removal bataya tha..

Ek Accedent me santa ka pichwada fat jata hai,

Wo hospital take dalwane jata hai,

Nurse puchti hai : KItna khula chhodhu…

Santa : Jitni aap ki khuli hai …

Nurse : Fir to aur fadani padegi

Santa Ghar ke paas wali dawai ke dukan pe jake bolta hai…

Santa : Bhaiya ek white Condom Dena..

DukanaDar : White Condom kya karoge..

Santa : Parosan ka pati mar gya hai..

Usse dukh wayakt karne jana hai

Santa apne dost ko call girl ke paas gya..

Subah call girl kamre se rote huye bahar aai

Santa : Ya huwa paise nahi diye kya..

Call girl : Paise to choro sale ne to chaye bhi mere dhudh se banaya

Santa : Doctor mai kal ek randi ke sath karne gya tha..

Doctor : Toh kya huwa !!

Santa : Tab se mujhe Toilet nahi aaraha..

Doctor ne ache se check kiya

Doctor : Sale bhosari ke… C@ondom to utara nahhi..

To pisap tere gand se nikle ga..

Santa ek vaishya ke sath hotal me karne gya..

Jab santa vaishya ki ghodi bana ke kar raha tha toh Santa bola

“Mai ek sawal pichu”

Ladki : Ha pucho?

Santa : Karne me adami aur aurat dono ko maza aata hai..

Par Paise sirf adami ko dena padta hai..

Ladki : Pagal tujhe pata nahi paise sirf outgoing ke dene padte hai..

Incoming ke nahi…

anta ( banta se ) : Yar meri biwi ne mujhe aaj b hi nahi kanne diya ..

Choti choti bato pe dalti hai

Bnata : kya huwa ?

Santa : Yar jab karne ke liye usne kapde utare usne..

To maine bola … tumne apne behen ki bra aur penty kyu pahni hai…

Issi pe ladne lagii..

Ek bar chhat se girne ki wajah se santa ki g*and fat gai,

Toh wo doctor ke pass silwane gya..

Doctor ne silne ke bad usse 2500 rupee mange..

Santa ne usse 5000 dediya

Doctor : Tumne mujhe 5000 kyu diye hai..

Santa : Apki fees sun ke fir se fat gai hai..

santa banta non veg jokes in hindi

santa banta non veg jokes in hindi

santa banta non veg jokes in hindi

 

Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi

 

Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi