Rajnikanth Jokes

Rajnikanth Jokes in Hindi

रजनीकांत और केजरीवाल की मुलाकात हो जाती है..!

रजनीकांत:
मेरे गाँव में लाइट नहीं थी..!
मैं अगरबत्ती जलाकर उसकी रौशनी में पढ़ता था ।

केजरीवाल:
हमारे गाँव में भी बिजली नहीं थी
और हमारे पास अगरबत्ती के पैसे भी नहीं थे..!
फिर भी मैं पढ़ा ।

रजनीकांत: कैसे..?

केजरीवाल:
मेरा एक दोस्त था प्रकाश.. उसे पास बिठा कर पढता था।
एक दिन प्रकाश भीग गया वो नहीं आया फिर भी मैं पढ़ा ।

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रजनीकांत: कैसे..?

केजरीवाल:
गाँव में ज्योति नाम की लड़की भी तो थी ।
उसके पास बैठ कर।

रजनीकांत बेहोश..
आज तक के इतिहास मे पहली बार कोई रजनीकांत पर भारी पड़ा है..!


रजनीकांत और संता एक कॉम्पिटिशन में..

पहला सवाल:

8 का आधा क्या होता है?
रजनीकांत: 4

संता: Depend करता है.

अगर horizontally आधा करो तो 0
और vertically करो तो 3

रजनीकांत हार गया ?
बड़ा आया रजनीकांत !!


रजनीकांत – हैलो, मैं रजनीकांत बोल रहा हूँ ?

लड़का – हां पता है… बोलिए?

रजनीकांत – तुझे कैसे पता की मैंने कॉल किया है..?

लड़का – मोबाइल स्विच ऑफ था मेरा!

—– रजनीकांत कुछ भी कर सकता है बॉस ——


लड़की: “लाल किला” लाल क्यों है? लड़का: क्योकि रजनीकांत ने पान खाकर उस पर पिचकारी मारी थी! अब ये मत पूछना की “ताज महल” सफ़ेद क्यों है!


Gabbar : Kitne Aadmi the ?
Kalia : Sarkar 1
Gabbar : Aur tum ?
Kalia : 100
Gabbar : fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath,
kaun tha woh ?
.
kalia : RAJNIKANT.
Gabbar : Oops ! sorry bhai…

Rajnikanth Jokes in Hindi

Rajnikanth Jokes in Hindi

Rajnikanth Jokes in Hindi

Rajnikanth Jokes in Hindi

Rajnikanth Jokes in Hindi


Latest Rajnikanth Jokes

 

  • When Rajnikant switches on his AC, then winter starts in India.
  • Facebook founder Mark Zukerburg is hospitalized with serious injury……
  • Reason- Rajnikant poked him on facebook…
  • Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography ………. Today that book is known as
  • Guiness book of world records….
  • WhY ‘EARTHQUAKE’ OCCURS ON EARTH??? BCOZ at that Time RAJNIKANT‘S
  • MOBILE IS ON VIBRATE MODE!!!
  • Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!
  • Once Rajnikant Participated In Bike Race Dont Even Try To Guess What
  • Happened Rajnikant Won The Race On Neutral Gear..
  • Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d. gmail@rajnikant.com
    Rajnikant was practising for spelling test. The rough sheet he used is today known as the oxford dictionary!!
    Rajnikant opened his refrigerator and forgot to shut the door, Winters arrive in India!
    Rajnikant was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in jr.college. He chose science,arts and commerce!
    CAT is outdated. Now the students have 2 prepare for RAT= RAJNIKANT APTITUDE TEST.
    Hrithik tried to participate in a dance competition with Rajnikanth. Result: He is in a wheel chair in Gujarish.
    A basket ball player spun a basketball on his finger and asked Rajnikant can u do it? Rajani-how do u think the earth spins?
    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
    Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
  • When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  • Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  • Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
  • Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
  • Once upon a time Dinosaurs borrowed money from RAJNIKANT and dint pay him back.That was the last day when anyone saw Dinosaurs.
  • Once Rajnikant raced with time.Result?Time is still Running.
  • When Rajnikant was studyin in 3rd std. some1 stole his rough note & Now they call it as Wikipedia!
  • ONCE RAJNI TAUGHT A KID HOW TO PLAY Counter Strike NOW HE IS NOW KNOWN AS OSAMA BIN LADEN.
  • Rajnikanth  joined cid. Guess what happened?? Rajnikanth found the criminal before the crime.
  • EK BAAR RAJNIKANT NE EK BACCHE KO KIS KAR LEYA AAJ VO BACCHA IMRAN HASMI KEHLATA HAI
  • Rajnikant mom- beta rajni ye solar heater pani garam nhi kr raha kuch kar. rajnikanta :- yanna rascala tum ruko maa mein suraj ko thik karke
  • Rajnikant got selected in Roadies. next day during voteout.Rajnikant: I m sorry Raghu. apka safar yhi khatam hota hai. aata hu.
  • A farmer instead of scarecrow kept a photo of rajnikant in his field.u know wht happened-birds takes the grain back taken last year!
  • Once Rajnikant was traveling on a train suddenly he saw a dark black boy. Rkant said ‘ae kon” after that the boy is known as popular singer AKON.
  • once rajnikant sufferer from loose motion and now his loose motion known as RAJNIGANDHA.
  • Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
  • Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
  • The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
  • Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
  • Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
  • Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
  • The statement “nobody can cheat death”, is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
  • Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
  • Rajnikanth can make any lady pregnant via Bluetooth…
  • Scientific community’s question “Which liquid turns solid on heating?” , answered by Rajnikanth – DOSA
  • Obama request to INDIA: plz u take all power of America against of  RAJNIKANT……..(America want to adopt RAJNIKANT)
  • Indian Space Research Organization ISRO…. closed up……Why Coz Rajinikant  took all the Rockets for Diwali…
  • WORLD famous SUPER HEROES like he man, super man, spider man,bat man etc. get’s coaching on RAJNI home.
  • Rajni can run bycycle without tyres at the speed of 10000 km/milli second.
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