One Liner Jokes

He’s called the clown prince of crime, the jester of genocide, the harlequin of hate — and he is arguably the most quotable super villain in history.

The Joker has represented the antithesis of what Batman stands for. Now, the third big screen iteration of the character is being introduced in Suicide Squad with Jared Leto stepping beneath the white makeup and green hair.

Sometimes the Joker’s telling a joke, other times he’s expressing a profound thought. Whatever the case, and his best quotes ever are worth revisiting


One Liner Jokes

One Liner Jokes

Please stop calling us your “squad,” Linda; this is book club.

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At what age do you think it’s appropriate to tell a highway it’s adopted?

If you think 
eggplant is good, you should try any other food; it’s much better.
He’s called the clown prince of crime, the jester of genocide, the harlequin of hate — and he is arguably the most quotable super villain in history.

The Joker has represented the antithesis of what Batman stands for. Now, the third big screen iteration of the character is being introduced in Suicide Squad with Jared Leto stepping beneath the white makeup and green hair.

Sometimes the Joker’s telling a joke, other times he’s expressing a profound thought. Whatever the case, and his best quotes ever are worth revisiting

In a tense scene between The Dark Knight and the harlequin of hate,

The Joker utters this unforgettable line. It’s the first time The Joker has told the truth in the film, admitting to Batman that his arch enemy is what gives his life meaning.

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At what age do you think it’s appropriate to tell a highway it’s adopted?

If you think 
eggplant is good, you should try any other food; it’s much better.

Q. What did the Zero say to the Eight?A. “Nice belt!”


If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library?
Lily Tomlin

Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.

While you’re honoring Movember by not shaving for prostate cancer awareness, I’ll be celebrating Doughvember, the pizza month I made up.

One Liner Jokes

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If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong .

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know either.

Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born.

Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.

A girl phoned me the other day and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home

My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, “your daughter” wasn’t the right answer.

Masturbation is like procrastination, it’s all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself!

How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

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जो लोग हमेंशा ऑफिस में ओवर टाइम करते है,
क्या वो सबसे महेनती है???

नहीं,

या तो वो बीवी से तंग है
या वो ऑफिस में किसी के संग है।।।।

लम्बी छुट्टी के बाद Monday को

सिर्फ़ शरीर ऑफ़िस जाता है…
आत्मा नहीं … !!


गीता भाग २

डॉक्टर: “शराब पीते हो तो कसरत करनी भी जरूरी है.”

रोगी: “ठेके तक तो पैदल ही जाता हूँ.”

बेटा -: पापा आप CA कैसे बने ??

पापा-: बेटा, उसके लिये बहूत दिमाग की ज़रूरत पड़ती हैं ओर बहुत मेहनत से पढाई करनी होती है…!!!

बेटा-: हां, जानता हूं, इसीलिये ही तो पूछ रहा हूँ
कि
आप CA कैसे बने …???

पापा- दे थप्पड़…

लघु वार्ता

एक वृद्धाश्रम में दो समधन मिली ..

कौन किसको दोष दे ?

लालू जी राबड़ी जी से-

धत् पगली!

कोनों भूतवा थोड़े न चोटी काट रहा है,

ए मोदी देश को केश-लेस बना रहा है!

पति : शादी से पहले तुम्हारे कितने बॉयफ्रेंड थे..?

पत्नी चुप…

पति चिल्ला के : मैं इस ख़ामोशी को क्या समझूं..?

पत्नी : हाए रब्बा… गिन तो रही हूँ, चिल्ला क्यों रहे हो..

आदरणीय केजरीवाल जी से अनुरोध है

कि वह 25 तारीख से पहले रामनाथ कोविंद जी कि सारी डिग्रीयाँ चेक कर ले….
(बाद में रायता ना फैलाएं)

चिरकुट : I Love You

लड़की :- “मेरी चप्पल का साइज तो पता है न”…??

चिरकुट :- ओह…हो प्रपोज किया नहीं कि गिफ्ट मांगने शुरू,
और गिफ्ट भी क्या मांग रही है चप्पल..

भिखारिन कहीं की चल भाग यहां से…
I Hate U..!!

व्यायाम करना, शराब न पीना, शाकाहारी होना आपकी उम्र में कुछ और साल तो जोड़ सकता है,
पर ध्यान रहे, ये साल आपके
बुढ़ापे के जुड़ेंगे ना की जवानी के…!!

 

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