Engineering Jokes

पप्पू इंजीनिरिंग की पढाई करके घर लौटा ,,

घर वाले बड़े खुश थे ,,

पापा – बेटा इन चार सालों में तुमने सबसे मुश्किल काम
कौन सा सीखा ??

पप्पू – बस की छत पे बैठ कर तेज हवाओं में
एक तिल्ली से 3 सिगरेट जलना :):)

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Engineer Jokes

pappu engineering ki padhai karake ghar lauta ,,

ghar vaale bade khush the ,,
paapa – beta in chaar saalon mein tumane sabase mushkil kaam
kaun sa sikha ??
pappu – bas ki chhat pe baith kar tej havaon mein
ek tilli se 3 sigaret jalana :):)

baapoo behosh

 

Santa was driving car very fast.
Traffic police caught him.
Santa – Sir, I am learning driving.
Police – Without Teacher?
Santa – Yes, I am from IIN.

Bhikhari: Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de.
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ENGINEER : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le.

Bikhari: Tujhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki degree rakh le .

As we have experienced pursuing Engineering, we have full support for Fellow Engineering Students

10 Doctors, 5 Engineers aur 1 Teacher helicopter ki rassi pe latke hue the.

Pilot – Weight zyadaa hai, 1 Aadmi ko rassi choddni padegi!

Teacher – “Ye Qurbani hum denge kyunki hum teacher hain! Bajao taaliyaan!”

Sabhi Doctors aur Engineers taaliyaan bajaane lage!

Weight khud hi kam ho gaya!

MORAL: Doctor, bano ya Engineer, GURU toh aakhir GURU hi hota hai.

When a Non IT Girl Marries
an IT Proffessional
He: (Returning late from
work) “Good Evening Dear,
I`m now logged in.”
She: Have you brought the
grocery?
He: Bad command or
filename.
She: But I told you in the
morning!
He: Syntax Error. Abort?
She: What about my new
TV?

Engineering Is like a….
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typical Indian public toilet
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People outside r desperate to go in &
people inside r dying to finish n come out..

Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha-
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Dekh – dekh us ladki ko dekh wo
Tumhare sath padhti hai,
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1st aayi hai.
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Boy- Dekh – dekh kya dekh??
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Usi ko dekh – dekh ke to fail hua hu..

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Funny Engineering Jokes

Engineer to rikshawala : Are o
bhai khali
ho kya??????
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. Rikshawala: Haan bilkul khali
hoon
sahab….
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Engineer : Aao Chalo Phir
Taash khelte hain…. 😀

English Sir- Pappu you are late..!
Pappu- Sir meri car…
Sir- Pappu speak in English,
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Pappu- My car was fussing in the
kichad,
No hilling,
No dolling,
Only po po karing

A Software Engg was smoking
Girl: Didn’t u see the warning ?
Smoking is injurious to health.
Engineer: We bother only about errors & not warnings.

A guy is travelling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take bath but he has no soap and there is no water.

What does he do?
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He will integrate his ‘d(lux)’ car to get ‘lux + c’. Using the lux soap he will bath in the ‘c’. (c=sea)
Can u murder maths more than this.

If money is lost
→ nothing is lost

If health is lost
→ something is lost

But
if character is lost,
→ 8 BITS are lost

A heart touching poem by an engineering student…….

If i die in a exam zone,
Box me up & send my home,

Put my papers on my chest,
And tell my mother i did my best

Tell my dad not to bow,
He will not get tension from me now,

Tell my brother to study perfectly,
Keys of my bike will be his permanently,

Tell my sister don’t be upset,
Her brother will not rise after this sunset,

Don’t tell my friends they are hearties,
And start to for parties,

And tell my love not to cry,
“BECAUSE … I’M ENGINEER BORN TO DIE.”

Wikipedia: Enter
a word… I have pages to tell.

Google: Enter a query… I have
unlimited ways to answer.

Internet: Without me, you both
are Nothing.

Computer: Without me, You all
are useless.
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Electricity: Keep Talking… :

 

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Mechanical Engineering Jokes

Electrons were partying Protons attacked them A hero saved them when the electrons asked his name he said “the name’s Bond” COVALENT BOND

Different types of Girlfriend fighting with their boyfriend..

Pilot’s Girlfriend : Zyada ud Matt Samjha
Teacher’s Girlfriend : Mujhe mat Sikhao Samjhe
Dentist’s Girlfriend : Daant tod ke hath me de dungi
C.A.’S Girlfriend : Hisaab se reh samjha…
Engineer’s Girlfriend :
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” Abey pehle Pass toh ho ja fir baat karna”

The 2 happiest days in engineering life..

first day:
Thank god i got it..

And

last day:
Thank god i got out

Tata Motors -What will you call 2nd & 3rd editions of NANO car?
Ratan Tata:Sodium Nitrite & Sodium Nitrate.
Because it will be NaNO2 & NaNo3

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess”. He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said: “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.”
The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

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