Cid Jokes

Daya, Hame us jagaah pe ek aur baar jaana chahiye.

Ye haseen vaadiyan,
aur khula khula akaash.!

Ye haseen vaadiyan,
Aur khula khula akaash…


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C.I.D. returns Jokes
Na din ko chain tha
Na raat ko chain tha
Na din ko chain tha
na raat ko chain tha

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Daya is khuni k sath aur kon kon tha

A FOR apple B for banana,

A for apple B for banana,
Daya kuch bhi ho jaye
goli mat chalana….

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Dil Pagal Hai Tere Pyar Me Paaro
Waah
Dil Pagal Hai Tere Pyar Me Paar

Daya, ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro

Arz kiya hai- Bas karo CID shayari karo thodha relax..

gour farmaiyega!

Bas karo cid shayari karo thodha relax..

Dekhiye DLF IPL only on Max!!

Ye Kaali Kaali Aankhen… Ye Gore Ye Gore Gaal….
Waah Waah….
Ye Kaali Kaali Aankhen, Ye Gore Gore Gaal….
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Daya ja ke karo , Suspect se kuch Sawaal…

Ram ji the ayodhya aur krishna ji the Mathura ke Vaasi..
Wah Wah…
Ram ji they Ayodhya aur Krishna ji the Mathura ke Vaasi..
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Daya turant laga do is Gunahgaar ko Phaasi.

Krishna prem kare to prem lila,
hum kare to character dhila.
Krishna kiss kare to swami,
hum kare to harami.
Krishna gopiya chhede to khel,
hum chede to jail.

Thandi hawa hai Mausam ka dhyan rakhna,
Hamari”DOSTI KAAYAM” rakhna
Hamari Dosti ki mahak jarur aayegi

Bus aap apni “NAAK” saaf rakhna…

 

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Cid daya jokes

Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par soyi hai..
Waaah Waah….
Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par syi hai….
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Daya Pata Lagao, khuni Inme se Koi Hai.

ABHEEJIT DAYA KO BOLA DEKH SARIKA KA FIGURE……

ABHEEJIT DAYA KO BOLA DEKH SARIKA KA FIGURE……..

RAJNI BOLA DONT RUN AWAY I`LL PRESS D TRIGGER
YANNA RASCALA MIND IT!!!

homework kar kar ke agayi h mere hath me moch wah wah

homework kar kar ke aagayi h mere hath me moch wah wah

ACP- Daya darwaza todne se pehle kuch toh soch…

dr. Salunkhe nd taarika gaa rahe the koi geet,

dr. Salunkhe nd taarika gaa rahe the geet……

Acp pradyuman ne kaha ‘ kuch to gadbad hai abhijeet

Kaash mujhe boards me mil jaye man maangi murad

kash mujhe boardz me mil jaye man mangi murad….

Acp pradyuman ne kaha ‘daya, haath laga kya koi suraag ?’

Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye

Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye

Daya, Hame us jagaah pe ek aur baar jaana chahiye.

Ye haseen vaadiyan,
aur khula khula akaash.!

Ye haseen vaadiyan,
Aur khula khula akaash…

MY GOD Abhijit!
Ek aur laash!

Chanchal chandni ko chand sata rha h
Chanchal chandni ko chand sata rha h

ACP bola-Abhijeet zara pata kro ye hm pe itne Pjs Kaun bana rha hai

 

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Funny Cid Jokes

Pyara sa koi Sandesh bhej do,
Dosti ka sachcha UPDESH bhej do.
Agar DOSTO ko 1 SmS na bhej sako,

To subah uthkar kisi ko apna Mobile BECH do.

Aansu aa jate hain rone se pehle
tut jate hain sapne sone se pehle
kya hai ENGINEERING ab pata chala
kash koi rok leta admission lene se pehle..!

Tere dosti ke saye ne mujhe aise pyasa banaya,
teri dosti ke saye ne muje aise pyasa banaya
ek minute ruk mai pani pi ke aaya!

Majnu ne laila k liye pyar se laya rose,
Majnu ne laila k liye pyaar se laya rose

Laila ka attitude toh dekho
boli-Bhaag bhaag
d.k bose d.k bose

Arz Kiya Hai..
Kya Sunaye Daastan-E-Gum
Wah Wah
Kya Sunaye Daastan-E-Gum
Jabse Aap Mile, Tab Se PareShan
Hai Hum.

2pal ki B khushi na mili to kya hua
Umar bhar gam k sahare ji lenge.
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nhi,
Hum aapki girlfriend k sahare ji lenge

Thandi hawa hai Mausam ka dhyan rakhna,
Hamari”DOSTI KAAYAM” rakhna
Hamari Dosti ki mahak jarur aayegi

Bus aap apni “NAAK” saaf rakhna

Dil me 1 jazbat h dabau kaise,
Ruswa na ho jau chupau kaise,
Tanha chhod gayi mujhe jabse…

Maa kasam itna khush hu ki batau kaise

Arz Karta Hoon
Dil Jala Raha Hu Kismat Azma Raha Hu
Dil jla rha hu kismat azma rha hu
Khub Ghumaya Us Bewfa Ko Bike P
Isliye Aj Rickshaw Chala Raha Hu

Ye Tere Behekty Qadam,
Ye Tere Kaanpty Hoont,
Ye Tere Bikhray Baal,
Ye Tera Jalta Badan,
Ye Teri Nasheeli Aankhein,
Mujhy Pehle He Shak Tha K Tu “NASEDI” Hai

Lesson 1: ki ku ki ki ko ki ku
Lesson 2: o ki ko ka ki ka o ki ka
Lesson 3: ki ka ku ku ka ko ki ka ku

Congratulation’s!
u have successfully completed monkey’s language course
Now u r a smart monkey ****
( @.@ )
‘ ‘(—)’
Plz collect ur certificate
&
u r welcome to the zoo.

Wo SUBHA ka sakoon
wo PAANI ki thandak
wo SHAMPU ki botle
wo SILKI baal
wo DHULAY hue kapron ki khushbu
TUM kya jano?
Ye to sirf NAHANE wale jante hai.

Phone k rishty b ajeeb hote hain,
Balance rakh kar b log ghareb hoty hain
Khud PJ’s krny ki, hoti hai taqlif jinko
Muft PJ’s parhny k kitny shokeen hote hain

2 Cheje Bohat Popular hai.

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Super life jene ka,
Tension nahi lene ka,
Ache sapne dekhne ka,
Mast life guzarne ka,
Bhoot se nahi darne ka,
Bole to….
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“Sheesha nahi dekhna ka..”

 

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