April Fool Jokes

दोस्तों लड़कियों के पीछे भागना एक भूल है

इन लड़कियों पर
पैसे लुटाना भी फिजूल है

अगर किसी लड़की ने आज

“I Love U” बोल दिया तो खुश मत होना

क्योंकि आज अप्रैल फूल है

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Dosto ladkiyo ke piche bhagna ek bhul hai

In ladkiyo par
paise lutana bhi fijul hai

Agar kisi ladki ne aaj

बंदर की बेटी बंदर से बोली…

बेटी – पापा मेरी शादी करा दो

बंदर – अरे मेरी बेटी..
थोड़ा धीरे बोल..
थोड़ा सब्र कर..

देख अभी तेरा दूल्हा मैसेज पढ़ रहा है

 


April Fools Day Jokes

Buy Oreos for the office. Then laugh at their bewildered and disappointed faces as they realise you’ve filled their best biccies with toothpaste. You MONSTER.

Attach an air horn to the toilet wall while you’re hiding to give unsuspecting people – and everyone else in the toilets – a shock when they open the door.

Obviously DON’T do this to anybody with a heart condition or amazing reflexes. That’ll just end with you getting a black eye.

If you colleague uses a desktop computer rather than a laptop, you could make the prank more convincing by unplugging their keyboard and mouse.

Then text them every 10 seconds for around a minute or two when you know they are in a public place. Sit back and enjoy.

You can order these online or simply make your own (out of something non-flammable, naturally).

Anything from bugs or spiders works.

Go to Tools → AutoCorrect options. Do exactly the same thing.

Watch your colleague tear their hair out trying to type the words they actually want and avoid any bloopers.

Just stick a little bit of tape over the laser on the bottom of the mouse and it will stop working. Most people won’t think to turn it upside down and will be looking for a solution for a long while.

Take a screen shot on their phone of their homepage, then remove all of the apps from their homepage and set the screenshot as the background.

They’ll be trying to click on their messages icon or their Facebook icon to open the apps without realising that it’s actually just a picture.

This is a joint effort from me (Daz) and Ali that we played on Liam one of our best mates.

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Everything has a day…
Every pet has a day…
Every fool too has a day!
Hope you might have enjoyed your day!
Happy April day.

Take something from someone’s office and leave them a ransom note.

Add several odd appointments with alarms set to go off during the day to a co-worker’s Outlook calendar.

Add food coloring to milk that comes in a cardboard container.

Add food coloring to the windshield washer fluid of someone’s car.

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

 

Switch around random keys on someone’s keyboard who isn’t a very good typist.
Switch the Push and Pull signs on a set of doors.

Hide food in a trash can and when someone comes by grab some and eat it.
Put a balloon on the tailpipe of a someone’s car so it will pop when they start their car.

Glue the headset of someone’s phone down to the cradle.

Take the door knob off a door and put it back on backwards, then lock it and leave the door open.
Put plastic wrap around the door frame of a commonly used door.

Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to pee.

Leave cryptic notes warning someone of an impending prank then do nothing all day.
Rubber band the sprayer on the kitchen sink into the “on” position.

Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day.

We both worked together years ago and came up with the idea of printing out a letter to Liam, from the CSA, stating that a girl had applied for a child maintenance case against him, and that up to that point, he owed arrears o

It’s also my birthday on the 1st April, so I had the day off work and took the letter with me the day before and posted it into Liam’s house on the 1st April so the letter would be there for him when he got back from work.

As it was my birthday, me and the lads were due to be in the pub, all of them aware of what we’d done. An hour or so after Liam should’ve been there he wasn’t. Turns out he was sat at home worried about this letter and completely missed the bottom part where we signed it off “Denzel Washington”.

After we’d told him what we’d done, he joined us in the pub, annoyed by the fact we’d fooled him and that the whole pub knew about it. Happy days!

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

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April Fool Day Jokes

 

Sine mein dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin mein khayal,
Khayal mein khwab,
Khwab mein tasweer
Tasweer mein sirf aap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap…

Advance April Fool SMS
31st March Or 1st April
Fool is Fool doesn’t matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools

Advance April Fool SMS
31st March Or 1st April
Fool is Fool doesn’t matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools

I have changed my number,
Note down my new no.
And plz give me a miss call.
My new number is…..
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“100″
Dum hai to miss call mar,

Please call me urgent..
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Janab message to pura padh liya karo. Pata nahi kaun kab pahle April Fool bana de.

Jab tum aayine ke paas jate ho,
To aayina kehta hai Beautiful Beautiful,
Jab tum aayine se door jate ho,
To aayina kehta hai April Fool! April Fool

Khush toh bohut hoge tum,
Baat hi kuch aisi hai,
1st april jo ho rahi hai,
Dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
Aur kyun na ho….?
Saal mein ek hi toh din aata hai jo
Hota hai sirf tumhaare naam…
Happy April Fool Day
All Fool, April Fool….

Fool ne
Foolon ki
Foolwari main
Fool ke saath wish kiya hai
U r the most
Beauti fool
Wonder fool
And color fool
Among all fool’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

A – U are Attractive
B – U are the Best
C – U are Cute
D – U are Dear to Me
E – U are Excellent
F – U are Funny
G – U are Good Looking
H – He…He…He….
I – I’m
J – JOKING
Happy April Fool Day Yaar…….

 

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He took me from a bar,
He took me in his car,
He took my top off,
He puts his lips on mine,
but don”t worry,
“I”m a bottle of wine!”

Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM
TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP
EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS
NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.Whats the date today ?

Really
Truely
Hardly
impossible to make u FOOL
COS u rFOOL PROOF

Abe khajur,
Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abe sare hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue aam,
Circus ke retired bandar,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna,
Feel hota hai!

Abe khajur,
Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abe sare hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue aam,
Circus ke retired bandar,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna,
Feel hota hai!

In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai
In k peeche itna bhagna fazool hai
Jis din kisi larki ne keh diya “I LOVE U”Tou samajh jana us din APRIL FOOL hai

Mujhe ap ki ak baat pata laghi hai,
Zara free ho ker call kerna
Okay
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Sub ko forward kerO, dakhna kitna loog ‘FOOL’ bante hain, April Fool

HUMANS fall in love, that’s normal………..COWS eat grass, that’s ok……..BUT when……..MONKEYS can press mobile keypads! INCREDIBLE!…..STILL PRESSIN! UNBELIEVABLE!!

Ek hawa ka jhoka sa aaya,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Darwaze par kisi ki aahat se hue,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Ab tum he bataoo,
Kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho.

Assi v kisi de Naal payar keeta C,
Odi yaad vich Dil bekarar keeta C,
darr darr k Aik Din izhaar keeta C,
O Marjani kehndi VEERA
MÄin tey Mazaak keeta C.
Oye April Fool

Dear sms jokes Reader April Fool is celebrated once in a year on 1st april.
We make fool friends and dear ones by sending april fool jokes or doing something funny, silly, Comedy.
April Fools’ Day falls on Sunday this year, find here best April Fools’ Day pranks to send girlfriend or boyfriend
Have much of fun and laughter and Never ever hurt anyone.

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April Fool Jokes 2018

 

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL
spain per qabza hua to
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don’t celebrate

Am Going To U.S.A.
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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 2 Days
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Surprised?
?
?
?
After 2 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2018

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega

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