Dosti ek aisa rishta hota hai jahan na koi formality hoti hai, na hi koi mask. Best friend woh hota hai jo tumhari har nautanki, har pagalpan mein tumhara saath deta hai. Aur jab baat ho funny shayari ki, toh best friend par ki gayi masti bhari lines sabse best lagti hai. Yahaan tumhe milengi ek se badhkar ek funny, unique aur dil se likhi gayi shayariyaan jo sirf tumhare dost ke liye hi likhi gayi hain.
Funny Shayari for Best Friend
Tere jaise dost mile toh dushman ki kya zarurat, tu toh khud hi mental hospital ka full surat.
Dosti mein na logic chalta hai, na rule... bas tu sath ho, chahe pagal ho ya fool!
Mere dost ke jokes itne khatarnaak hote hain, ki hansne ke bajaye log shock mein chale jaate hain.
Tere jaise dost ke saath zindagi adventure hai, har din naye tamashe, har raat ek naya lecture hai.
Tu toh mere dil ka Google hai re pagle, har faltu sawaal ka sahi galat jawab tera hi hota hai.
Dost ho toh tere jaisa ho, jo mazaak udaaye bhi, aur gala lagaaye bhi.
Tere bina zindagi adhoori hai, lekin tu jab saath hota hai, toh zyada hi ghoori hai.
Tere jaisa dost milne ka matlab, har party mein free ka khaana milna.
Dosti mein na salary lagti hai, na increment milta hai… sirf pagalpanti aur mastiyaan hi milti hain.
Tujhse milkar mujhe ye samajh aaya, ki duniya mein joker sirf circus mein nahi hote.
Jitna tu smart samajhta hai khud ko, utna toh mere chappal ka design bhi intelligent hai.
Jab tu rota hai toh mujhe hansne ka mauka milta hai, kya zabardast dosti hai bhai!
Tere jaise dost ke saath toh boring lecture bhi comedy show lagta hai.
Teri smile se zyada toh mere phone ka torch chamakta hai, phir bhi attitude mein rehta hai!
Dosti mein tu sach mein diamond hai... artificial wala!
Tu dard nahi deta, direct headshot deta hai… jokes ke naam par!
Tu jab selfies leta hai toh camera bhi sochta hai, “Main kaun si galti kar baitha?”
Dost tu nahi, comedy show ka live version hai.
Tu toh woh alarm hai jo band bhi ho jaaye, phir bhi irritate karta hai.
Tere jokes sunke toh hangover chala jaata hai, aur dimaag ka fuse udd jaata hai.
Har group mein ek aisa dost hota hai jo sirf chutkule ke liye rakha gaya ho, tu wahi hai.
Tu nahi hota toh mere meme kis par bante?
Tu mera dard bhi hai, aur uss dard ki wajah bhi.
Tere bina life boring hai, lekin tere saath thoda zyada hi embarrassing hai.
Dosti mein hum naye fashion nahi, naye maskhare create karte hain.
Tera logic sunke toh Einstein bhi job chhod deta.
Tu toh itna chindi hai ki toothpaste bhi ulta dabaata hai.
Tu mujhe bhool jaaye chalega, lekin WiFi ka password mat bhoolna!
Teri har harkat pe copyright lagna chahiye, kyunki aisi beizzati exclusive hoti hai.
Tu sirf dost nahi, meri stress relief therapy hai… bina fees ke.
Tere jaise dost ke saath toh breakup bhi honeymoon lagta hai.
Tu selfie queen nahi, meme queen hai.
Teri har baat ek joke hoti hai… chahe tu serious hi kyun na ho.
Tu pehli baar milke hi lag gaya tha free ka WiFi.
Jab tu chhup ho jaata hai, lagta hai shaanti ka Nobel mil gaya.
Dost tu nahi, chalti phirti comedy hai.
Tere jokes se zyada toh school ki assembly interesting thi.
Teri har photo mein lagta hai filter ne suicide kar liya.
Tere bina zindagi ek thali hai jisme chutney nahi.
Tu woh battery hai jo hamesha low par hoti hai.
Dosti mein tu full package hai – thoda crazy, thoda lazy aur full-time hazy.
Tera dimaag Google se fast hai… bas galat answer deta hai.
Tere saath har plan fail hota hai, lekin maze sabse zyada aate hain.
Tu woh dost hai jiske saath exam se pehle pooja aur party dono hoti hai.
Tere jokes sunke lagta hai ki mute button dhundh lu.
Teri har baat mein logic nahi, sirf comedy hoti hai.
Tu mera best friend hai, matlab life mein entertainment ki guarantee hai.
Teri selfie dekhke toh camera bhi depression mein chala gaya.
Tu best hai, kyunki tu worst ho ke bhi funny lagta hai.
Teri har baat mein mirch masala hota hai, bina taste ke bhi spicy hoti hai.
Tere saath zindagi ek reality show hai – full drama, zero acting.
Jab tu rota hai, mujhe popcorn le aata hai… scene start ho gaya samajhke.
Tu dost nahi, life ka plot twist hai.
Tere saath har cheez viral ho jaati hai, chahe wo bakwaas hi kyu na ho.
Tu emoji se zyada expressions deta hai.
Tere bina dosti incomplete hai, par tere saath life overcomplete lagti hai.
Tu mera WiFi nahi, lekin hamesha connected rehta hai.
Tu itna bolta hai ki silence tujhe dekh ke dar jaata hai.
Tu emoji ka baap hai, mood ka full on entertainer hai.
Har baar tu mujhe troll karta hai, fir bhi main tujhe friend maanta hoon.
Tu mujhe bata, tere jaisa friend lottery hai ya punishment?
Tere saath party nahi hoti, circus lagta hai.
Tere jokes pe hansna majboori hai… nahi toh tu rooth jaata hai.
Tu friendship ka antivirus hai – hamesha active, hamesha disturb.
Tere messages pe autocorrect bhi confuse ho jaata hai.
Tu dost nahi, GPS hai – bina route ke bhi raste mein le jaata hai.
Tere bina toh boring thi life, lekin tere saath toh mentally exhausting hai.
Tu jokes karta nahi, direct attack karta hai.
Tera sense of humor rocket science se bhi complex hai.
Tu itna loud hai ki whisper bhi mic se bolta hai.
Tu best friend nahi, public property lagta hai – sab ke jokes ka target.
Jab tu kuch smart bolta hai, toh lagta hai galat number mil gaya.
Tu itna bhi funny nahi, jitna tu samajhta hai – lekin fir bhi tu sabse pyaara hai.
Tu toh woh dost hai jisko main block bhi nahi kar sakta – kyunki password bhi tujhe hi pata hai.
Dosti mein tera level alag hai – sab kuch galat, lekin sabse special.
Tu samandar se gehra nahi, magar mazaak mein Titanic se bada hai.
Har baar tu plan banata hai, aur hum sabka bura bana deta hai.
Tu hero nahi, side character hai – lekin scene chura le jaata hai.
Tu sach mein ek artist hai – har mood ko cartoon bana deta hai.
Teri timing perfect hoti hai… disaster ke liye!
Tu comedian nahi, natural disaster hai – full-time live entertainment.
Tere bina zindagi Netflix ke bina WiFi jaise hai.
Tu jokes banata nahi, tu khud ek joke hai – living legend!
Tere jokes itne old hote hain ki archaeologist bhi confuse ho jaaye.
Tu hai toh har moment entertaining hai, aur nahi ho toh boring ka full package.
Tu dost nahi, warning label ke saath aane wala surprise gift hai.
Tere saath rehna ek challenge hai – aur tu woh challenge hai jisme cheat code nahi chalta.
Tu mera calendar hai – har date pe kuch na kuch ulta karwaata hai.
Teri entry hoti hai toh silence exit le leta hai.
Tere saath har conversation khud mein ek punchline hoti hai.
Tere jokes itne bekar hote hain ki unka museum khulna chahiye.
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