Comedy quotes ya jokes humein hansne ka ek bahut hi asaan tareeka dete hain. Life ki tension aur bore moment ko halka banane ke liye ek zabardast comedy quote ya funny shayari kaafi hoti hai. Neeche diye gaye quotes bilkul naye, unique aur ekdum funny hain – aap inhe doston ke saath share karke unka din bhi bana sakte ho.
Comedy Quotes in Hindi – Funny Jokes, Shayari aur One-Liners
Mere sapne bhi meri aukaat dekh kar aate hain… EMI ke bill ke saath!
Mujhe follow mat karo, main bhi gumrah ho chuka hoon!
Kismat ne toh kab ka haath chhod diya, ab toh Wi-Fi bhi chhod ke jaa raha hai.
Agar pyaar andha hota hai… toh log itne stylish kyu dikhte hain breakup ke baad?
Bhookh lagti hai toh biryani yaad aati hai, pyaar nahi!
Hum toh waise bhi single hain… humein to train bhi platform pe chhod ke chali jaati hai.
Zindagi mein do cheezen kabhi underestimate mat karna – ek chappal ka target aur ek mummy ka mood!
Tareefein sunke khush mat ho… log toh traffic police ko bhi salute karte hain!
Hum se toh zyada toh calculator lucky hai… sab us par rely karte hain.
Kya zamana aa gaya… pehle dost maar ke aage badhte the, ab “seen” maar ke!
College ka pyaar bhi WhatsApp ke last seen jaisa hota hai… kab gaya, kaise gaya, pata hi nahi chalta!
Duniya gol hai, isiliye toh log baar-baar wapas ghoom ke wahi aate hain – meri life mein!
Breakup ke baad sab philosopher ban jaate hain, aur notes likhne lagte hain “Zindagi se kya seekha…”
Jab tak dimaag chal raha hai… tab tak toh sab thik hai… jab dil chala, tabse dikkat hai!
Mujhe coffee nahi… uske saath coffee chahiye thi!
Har ek friend kamina hota hai, magar sabse bada kamina toh wahi hota hai jo sabse pehle shaadi kar leta hai.
Zindagi exam jaisi hai… samjho tab tak time khatam ho chuka hota hai.
Mummy ka ek hi rule: TV off karo, padhai karo… result aaye toh gaali kha lo.
Bina wajah khush rehna ek talent hai… par bina data ke khush rehna toh superpower hai!
Ladkiyon ke liye makeup aur ladko ke liye filter – asli chehra toh shaadi ke baad hi dikhta hai.
Insaan toh tabhi samajh jaata hai jab alarm bajta hai… aur battery low hoti hai!
Tere bina zindagi mein kuch kami thi… jaise chai mein chini kam!
Love aaj kal sirf status tak hi simat gaya hai, asli waala toh recharge ke baad bhi nahi milta.
Gussa mat karo, calories badh jaayengi!
Humara dard bhi wifi signal jaisa hai… andar chhup ke baitha hai.
Tu meri duniya hai – aise waale logon ka password bhi "1234" hota hai!
Dil to bachcha hai ji… lekin EMI full adult hai.
Har baar fast charging pe lagte hi phone aur life dono garam ho jaate hain.
Kabhi kabhi lagta hai… life ek meme hai aur main uska punchline.
Pyar to andha hota hai… par log aankhen bandh karke nahi, poori family se puchh kar karte hain!
Kabhi kabhi to mirror bhi bol deta hai – “bhai shave kar le, dar lag raha hai!”
Khaali plate dekh kar bhi dil bhar jaata hai, jab usmein biryani hone ka vada kiya ho.
Facebook ne sab kuch sikha diya… bas asli dosti karna bhool gaye.
Hum un logon mein se hain jo biscuit doobne ke baad chai peene ka maza lete hain.
Woh waqt bhi kya tha… jab ringtone change karne se zindagi badal jaati thi!
Crush dekhte hi network full ho jaata hai… par baat karte hi no signal!
Aankhon mein aansu tab aate hain… jab pizza gir jaata hai.
Jab tak hai data, tab tak hai connection… warna sab offline hai.
Jo bhi online dikhe usse “Hi” bol dena chahiye… waise bhi free ke smiley mein kya jaata hai?
Pet itna bada ho gaya hai… log poochhte hain – twins expected?
Dost woh nahi jo party mein le jaaye… dost woh hai jo party ke bill mein naam mita de.
Itna padhai mat karo… knowledge overload se system crash ho sakta hai!
Pyar karne ka waqt nahi… recharge expire hone wala hai.
Sabse bada yogi toh mobile hai – chhoti si cheez mein pura sansar samaye hai.
Tu jaanta nahi main kaun hoon – kaafi hota hai kisi bhi public fight mein.
Galti se call chala gaya – isse bada emotional moment koi ho hi nahi sakta.
Duniya gol hai, par ghar ka tiffin square kyu hota hai?
Har kisi ke life mein ek aisa dost zaroor hota hai – jo aapke jokes ko bhi explain karta hai.
Jab tak hai jaan, tab tak hai charger ka wire toot ke latakna!
Yeh dil mange more… par salary wahi purani!
Breakup ke baad log gym jaate hain… main toh direct restaurant chala gaya!
Tumse na ho payega… yeh dialogue toh life ka motto ban gaya hai.
Zindagi mein kabhi kabhi lagta hai – Google bhi answer nahi de pata.
Budget banana toh easy hai… us par tikna mission impossible.
Yeh duniya selfie se chalti hai… asli chehre toh DP mein hote hi nahi.
Facebook waale log sach mein friend nahi hote… warna birthday pe gift bhejte!
Har baar recharge karne ke baad lagta hai – ab toh duniya jeet lunga!
Boss ne kaam diya, maine Google khola – kaam se zyada tabs khul gaye.
Kaam se bhaagne ka best reason – "Network problem hai sir!"
Kabhi kabhi apni hi DP dekh kar doubt hota hai – kya yeh main hi hoon?
WhatsApp group mein active rehna ek alag hi naukri hai.
Jab tak ghar mein remote na mile… tab tak duniya ruk jaati hai.
Online rehne ka matlab yeh nahi ki free hoon… bas bore hoon.
Ghadi ki sui ki tarah life chal rahi hai… sirf ghoomte rehna hai, rukna allowed nahi.
Jab neend nahi aati, tab sabse zyada bhukh lagti hai.
Pyaar sirf ek baar hota hai… baaki sab toh mobile ke data packs hain.
Har kisi ke peeche mat bhaago… khud ko follow karo, kabhi toh viral ho jaoge.
Zindagi mein agar sab kuch simple hota… toh calculator ka kya kaam hota?
Kabhi kabhi aisa lagta hai… ghar ka AC bhi attitude mein hai.
Mujhe hasi tab aati hai… jab log mujhe serious lete hain.
Log kehte hain – padhai karo… zindagi ban jaayegi, lekin Wi-Fi chala gaya toh zindagi chali jaati hai.
Dil ka haal kuch aisa hai… battery 5% aur charger door!
Hum wahi log hain jo exam mein pen ke piche likh kar hi pass hue hain.
Jo cheez samajh nahi aayi, usse “philosophy” bol diya.
Khud ki galti par “chalta hai”… dusre ki galti par “nahi chalega!”
Dil to hai bacha ji… lekin EMI wali zindagi ne bada kar diya.
Phone ki memory jaise zindagi bhi full ho gayi hai – kuch delete karna padega!
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