Rajnikanth doesn`t shave. He just looks in the mirror and dares hair to grow.
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Headlines of Today:
Ek train cycle ki chapet mein aayi,
train mein sawar sabhi log mare gaye.
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Cyclist, Rajnikanth Faraar!
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Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan `via Bluetooth`.
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Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test,
the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford dictionary.
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The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature.
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I don`t fear exams now because at the beginning of every answer.
I shall write: `According to Rajnikanth.`
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Rajnikanth wear sunglasses to save the sun from his eyes.
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Rajnikanth ordered a dosa at MacDonald`s and he got it.
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Q:Why India`s enemies like China and Pakistan are in north.
A:Because Rajnikant is in south.
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Once Rajnikanth got so excited and he yelled loudly
“Yaaaahoo”
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now it is known as Yahoo.com
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Rajani can find corner in a circle.
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Ek Baar Ek Judge ne Rajnikanth Ko Crime Karte Hue Dekh Liya-
To Kya-?
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Tabse Kanoon Andha Ho Gaya-
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This message is being sent by Rajnikanth in the interest of humanity:
Stop forwarding jokes on me, otherwise I will delete your `forward` option.
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Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North?
Becoz Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at him.
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When Graham Bell invented telephone,
he already had 2 missed calls from Rajnikanth.
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Girl (romantically) to Rajnikanth: 1 chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jano?
Rajnikanth: 0.00078924576 Rs. per gram.
Don`t mess with Rajni!
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Once Rajnikanth threw an ignited cigarette up in the sky.
It fell on a planet,
which is now known as `SUN`.
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Q: Why Rajnikanth doesn`t play cricket?
A: Bcoz Sachin Tendulkar requested him to keep his world records intact.
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Part of apple`s logo that is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth.
When Rajnikanth stares at the sun in anger,
the sun hides behind the moon,
and this phenomena is knows as a Solar Eclipse!
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Rajnikanth’s web server address is //PTTH:rajnikanthjokes.org
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Scientific community’s question “Which liquid turns solid on heating?” ,
answered by Rajnikanth: DOSA.
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Rajnikanth gave his umbrella to a very thin and poor child…….
that child is today known as popatlal of tarak mehta ka ulta chasma-
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When Rajnikanth switches on his AC without closing the door, Winter starts in India.
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Free Recharged top up for every mobile phone *Enna Rascalla*Rajnikanth#
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Rajnikanth can grow mangoes on banana tree.
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Rajnikanth does not install an anti-virus on his PC.
All computer virus are looking for an Anti-Rajanikant software to save themselves from hands of Rajanikant.
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Rajnikanth can go forward by walking backward.
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Rajnikanth can speak chinese in Tamil language.
Rajnikanth can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
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ISRO does not exist anymore.
Rajnikanth bought all the rockets for Diwali!
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Rajnikanth once told a lady – “Tu stage pe jake gaa”
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That lady is known as lady gaga-!!!
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Rajnikant was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in college…………….
He chose science, arts and commerce!!!!!!!
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Rajnikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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Rajnikanth calculates the time of stopwatch when he participates in race.
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Rajnikanth pays salary to his boss.
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When rajnikanth does overtime work gets tired.
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Once Rajnikanth gave his white pair clothes to a child.
that child is today known as sultan mirza.
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Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano.
Someday Rajnikanth got angry with her mother and threw away her dinner set
today people refer to them as flying saucer in UFO.
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one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars.
they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’
later they found
that
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rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth……………-
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Once Rajnikant went to U.S.And met Pamela Anderson-
he got desperate and wanted to masturbate-
So he went behind a building and did it for few minutes….
That building is now known as…
THE WHITE HOUSE
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To watch rajnikant movie in 4D on mobile…
Steve jobs thinking to
lunch a new mobile
name is “I-RAJINI”…
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Name : rajnikanth
hobbies : playing with lions
swimming with tsunani
skating in volcano
catching bullets when some one shoots
running against flying plane
playing with lightning
the legend ofindia…
One and only The Rajnikanth…
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Now all the C and C++ programs will execute even with Errors,
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Just include the header file, “rajnikanth.h“
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Rajnikant was born on 30 February
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Since then February decided not to give this day to anybody else.
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Mind It.
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Rajnikanth can write into a READ ONLY FILE
Teacher: What is half of 8?
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Santa: 4…….
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Rajni: Depend karta hai agar horizontaly aadha karo to ‘0’ aur vertically kro to ‘3’
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If SUPERSTAR RAJNI would have born 150 year back.
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Then
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Britishers would hve fought for INDEPENDENCE !!!
Yanna Rascala, MIND It
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Ek bhoot amavas ki raat me 12 baje dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha…
tu dar mat……-
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Rajnikant Vajnikant jaisa kuch nahi hota!
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Once Rajnikant taught a boy to play counterstrike….
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Today the boy is Known as OSAMA-BIN-LADIN…!
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Kal Pure INDIA Me Light Chali Gayi,
Pata Hai kyou ??
kyo Ki-
Rajnikant mobile Charge Kar Raha Tha . .
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Once Rajnikant said to a quite shy girl “plz talk something”-
Now dat grl is known as-
Dolly Bindra
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after 20 years….
robots will make film
called Rajnikant !!
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Once a boy was playin cricket outside rajinikant’s house
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The ball hit rajnikant’s window.
Rajnikanth took the ball and told the boy 2 play slowly……
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that boy is none other than Rahul Dravid!!
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Rajnikanth went 2 world cookin championship
of course rajni won.
But
guess
what did he make in final???
Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer.
Rajni rocks
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Once dinosaur asked rajnikanth for some money and then rajnikanth gave that-
After few years dinosaur told rajni that he will not return his money from that time
it waz last time when dinosaur appeared
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Rajnikant and a girl were playing cards,
rajnikant had 3 ekkas (AAA) but could not win,
why?….
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Becoz the girl had 3 Rajnikants…
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Once a unknown child came to rajnikants house.
When the boy entered,
rajnikanth askd ‘ae kaun’?? umm ?? ummm??
And today that boy is famous and known as ‘AKON’
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When Rajnikanth does push-ups,
he isn’t lifting himself up.
He is pushing the earth down.
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Once rajnikanth gave kiss to his girlfriend Infront of a kid. Now the kid is known as.
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Imran hashmi.
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Girl: kya tum mere ashiq ho???
boy: haan
girl: to phir mujhe chand,taare,duniya ki saari daulat-khushiya do.
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boy: tumhara ashiq hu RAJNIKANT ka beta nai hun…-
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When rajnikant was a student
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Teachers used to bunk class…
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If you spell ‘Rajinikanth’ wrong on Google
It doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajnikanth?”
It simply replies,
“Run while you still have the chance.”
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Rajnikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
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Once rajnikanth was playing cricket in monsoon…………………-
Rain stopped due to play…….
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Good news 4 all:
No more Tsunamis will occur on India 4m now on
because……-
Rajnikanth stopped washing his LUNGI inIndian Ocean…
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Sardar asked Rajnikant: If Black is A Color & White Is Also A Color
then why Black & White TV Is Not A Color TV?
Rajnikant Shocked
Sardar Rocked….
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ronaldo: maineagar football ko laat mari to wo 3 months gol gol ghumti rahegi ………
Rajni: tumhe pata hai k pruthvi gol kyun ghumti hai?!!