Knock Knock Jokes

“Who’s there?”

“Europe.”

“Europe who?”

“Who’s there?”

“Theodore!”

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“Theodore who?”


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Who’s there?”

“Cows go.”

“Cows go who?”

Who’s there?”

“To.”

“To who?”

“Who’s there?”

“Little old lady.”

“Little old lad who?”

“Who’s there?”

“Nana.”

“Nana who?”

“Who’s there?”

“Etch.”

“Etch who?”

“Who’s there?”

“Police.”

“Police who?”

Knock Knock Who’s
There? Justin Justin who?

Knock knock! Who’s there?
Dwayne! Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning.

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Knock Knock. Who’s there? The guy who finished second. The guy who finished second who? Exactly

. Knock Knock Who’s there? Opportunity. Don’t be silly – opportunity doesn’t knock twice!

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Dumbbell. Dumbbell who? Dumbbell doesn’t work so I had to knock!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Stopwatch! Stopwatch who? Stopwatch your doing and pay attention! Stopwatch you’re doing and open this door! Knock Knock Who’s there? Hula. Hula who? Yes, I’d love to Hula Hoop

Knock Knock Who’s there? Iran! Iran who? Iran over here to tell you this!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Rene! Rene who? Rene the marathon! Knock Knock Who’s there? Winner Winner who? My winners as big as a football field.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come out and play?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Anne Boleyn! Anne Boleyn who? Anne Boleyn alley!

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Opportunity. Don’t be silly – opportunity doesn’t knock twice!

Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Buster! Buster who? Buster Cherry! Is your daughter home?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to answer the door?

Knock knock! Who’s there? Dwayne! Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning.

Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Dewey! Dewey who? Dewey have to use a condom?

Knock Knock Who’s There? Ahmed Ahmed who? Ahmed the payphone trying to call home. All of my change I spent on you.

Knock Knock Who’s There? Ben Hur Ben Hur who? Ben Hur over and give it to her doggy style!

Knock Knock Who’s There? Justin Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my @$$ !

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Ice cream ! Ice cream who ? Ice cream if you don’t let me in! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alex! Alex who? Alex the questions round here!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tunis! Tunis who? Tunis company, three’s a crowd!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Iran! Iran who? Iran over here to tell you this!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Daisy Daisy who? Daisy me rollin, they hatin

Knock Knock Who’s there? Urine Urine Who? URINEsecure don’t know what for Knock Knock Who’s there? Old lady Old lady who? Wow I didn’t know you could yodel.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Doris! Doris who? Doris locked that’s why I am knocking! Knock Knock. Who’s there? The guy who finished second. The guy who finished second who? Exactly.

Knock knock! Who’s there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Dumbbell. Dumbbell who? Dumbbell doesn’t work so I had to knock!

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